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random quotes
for no reason xD

"Obviously, her milkshake brings the boys to the yard."

"That's my attack poodle."

"*starts imagining sex scenes in hogwarts and people finding out about it via the map*"

"Wait. Magic is an emo teenager now?"

"I swear, I'm going to name my next dog 'Hard Manhood'."

"Cool. We're wall vomit."

"Weenies! Where fore art thou, weenies?!!"

"Okay, smart-animal boy, what do we do now?"

"Let's see how he likes my weenies."

"Inside me, there is a fat man waiting to come out."

"I can't hear you. I'm walking."


...i just noticed that most of these are sex-related.
*totally not my fault ;P

first four are from ilona andrew's livejournal (somewhere); fifth one is don't wanna know xD
the four after that are from that fairly odd parents movie that came out a few weeks ago. tenth one is from rob williams (not robIN, cuz i keep forgetting), when i was watching cribs on new year's. lol.
last from my mom. HAHA, gotta love her :)

i needed that.
now on to studying (x_x)!


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